So this Maine Border Guard calls me today…

…and wants to see if I know some vagrant named James MacKay. He’s got no phone and no job and he’s trying to get into the good ol USA.

The guard is super polite, he just wants to confirm some details.

He’s talking about some crazy adventure. So he’s coming to visit you? You’re going into Mexico? And you’re driving to Argentina? You guys are nuts.

I really hope they let him through the gates. We won’t be too distant from normal if the vagrant gets turned away at the easiest border we’re set to cross.